Clare Rankine
Jason Statham, I Love You
EXT. ROOFTOP. MELBOURNE. NIGHT.
A helicopter roars over your head. Inside is British Action Movie Star Jason Statham.
The Stath takes off his Prada sunglasses. His piercing brown eyes scan the city.
Who is he looking for?
There: listening to Charli XCX on her vintage iPod while simultaneously drinking a glass of chocolate milk and brokering a billion dollar movie deal with Christopher Nolan - it’s Jason Statham’s agent, Jasey Stacey.
And over there: looking bored (and chic), smoking a pink cigarette and languidly brushing out a wig - it’s Jason Statham’s hairdresser, Pamela Paloma.
And who’s over there? It’s Lizzie Lamonté. Hollywood Starlet and winner of the Academy Award for Best Smile 1939. How did she get in?
A brand-new character comedy show from Clare Rankine (Upright Citizens Brigade).
Let's punch a shark in slow motion. You, me and Jason Statham.
'A cult hit.' Time Out
Suitable for audiences 15+
EXT. ROOFTOP. MELBOURNE. NIGHT.
A helicopter roars over your head. Inside is British Action Movie Star Jason Statham.
The Stath takes off his Prada sunglasses. His piercing brown eyes scan the city.
Who is he looking for?
There: listening to Charli XCX on her vintage iPod while simultaneously drinking a glass of chocolate milk and brokering a billion dollar movie deal with Christopher Nolan - it’s Jason Statham’s agent, Jasey Stacey.
And over there: looking bored (and chic), smoking a pink cigarette and languidly brushing out a wig - it’s Jason Statham’s hairdresser, Pamela Paloma.
And who’s over there? It’s Lizzie Lamonté. Hollywood Starlet and winner of the Academy Award for Best Smile 1939. How did she get in?
A brand-new character comedy show from Clare Rankine (Upright Citizens Brigade).
Let's punch a shark in slow motion. You, me and Jason Statham.
'A cult hit.' Time Out
